Zaake Vs. Akol: The battle of the chair that left Zaake a little ‘Punched’

KAMPALA, Uganda: In a shocking turn of events, Honourable Member Zaake was left nursing a bruised ego and a busted lip after a brawl with Akol, the parliamentary boxing champion. The fight was sparked by a dispute over a chair, because, you know, that’s what really matters in Parliament.

The impact was so severe that doctors are still trying to figure out how Zaake’s head managed to withstand it.

Zaake, allegedly motivated by the hit song “Enguumi Zaake” (which roughly translates to “Zaake’s Punches”), decided to test his own punching skills against Akol. Big mistake. Akol’s fists, now officially recognized as National Treasures, landed a devastating jab that sent Zaake flying across the floor.

The impact was so severe that doctors are still trying to figure out how Zaake’s head managed to withstand it. “We’re talking to neurosurgeons, physicists, and even wizards to understand the science behind this,” said a medical officer.

Meanwhile, female MPs are swooning over Akol’s boxing prowess, with some even asking for his autograph… on their faces. “Akol can hit, and we love it!” they chorused, as they all tried to get a selfie with the champion boxer.

But not everyone is laughing. The International Boxing Authority is considering banning Akol for fighting an amateur. “We can’t have professionals pummeling unsuspecting MPs,” said a spokesperson. “That’s just not fair… to the MPs.”

Akol, meanwhile, is enjoying his newfound fame and has even been offered a few endorsement deals. “I’m thinking of starting my own line of boxing gloves,” he said. “And maybe a cooking show, to share my secret recipe for kalo and bird’s meat.”

Zaake, on the other hand, is still recovering from his injuries and his bruised ego. “I didn’t know Akol was that strong,” he said. “